Mad Elaine, je vous aime!

Un mince échantillon de ce qu'on trouve sur la page de Mad Elaine (via ozguru):


The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

My kid had sex with your honor student.

I love cats ... they taste just like chicken

Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

He/She who laughs last thinks slowest